FAQs

What is no-barf?

Please read the home page again, this time paying attention.

Why does no-barf have a hyphen?

Because we like it that way. Sh*t-scared and sh*t-stirrer also use hyphens; sh*tstorm doesn’t.

Can I take no-barf and sh*t-stop together?

We don’t recommend this for obvious reasons. At some point, bottling everything up is going to become difficult. Laboratory testing has shown there is a chance of self-explosion. However, we are pleased to note this does remedy the minor side effect of spontaneous human combustion (current odds for this occurring are 1 in 237).

Have you thought about changing no-barf’s packaging?

No. Why?

"My friends used to call me Chuckie Charlie because I always used throw up during a night out. But thanks to no-barf, I've lost that nickname. I've also been kicked out of less clubs. This stuff is seriously good."

- Charlie

"I've been too scared of telling my new boyfriend that I'm lactose intolerant because he loves taking me out for ice cream and I don't want him to feel bad that it's making me sick. I've had to rush off to the bathroom every time and I think he's thinks I'm pregnant. Thank goodness for no-barf."

- Amy

"My kid used to vomit on demand every time he got told off. He'd do it for attention and it was really annoying his teachers. Now I give him no-barf with his breakfast – problem solved."

- MerEdith

"If only this had been around for Stumpy Joe, it could have saved his life. We still don’t know whose vomit it was…"

- Nigel Tufnel

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